More Quotes 2: Motivational and Otherwise

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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”  -Mitch Hedberg

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”  -Mark Twain

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”  -Theodore Roosevelt

“I’ve conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool…”  -Pavlov’s Dog

“I am worried about our tendency to over invest in things and under invest in people.”  -John Kenneth Galbraith

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”  -Benjamin Franklin

“The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.” -Frank Lloyd Wright

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”  -Mark Twain

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” -Marie Osmond

“I can’t believe I just quoted Marie Osmond.” -Barry Maher

“When you learn, teach, when you get, give.”  -Maya Angelou

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”  -Tom Lehre

“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”  -Voltaire

“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”  -Anonymous

“Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.”  -Jim Rohn

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”  -Truman Capote

“Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.”  -Seneca

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”  -Oscar Wilde

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”  -Isaac Asimov

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”  -A.A. Milne

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”  -Henry Kissinger

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else.”  -Margaret Mead

“Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.”  -Henry Ford

“Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.”  -Maya Angelou

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”  -Franklin D. Roosevelt

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”  -W.C. Fields

“Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.”  -Peter Drucker

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.” -Josh Billings

“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.”  -attributed to Confucius

“The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”  -Lilly Tomlin

“Most spend too much time on what is urgent and not enough time on what is important.”
-Stephen Covey

“Creativity is the ability to see relationships where none exist.”  -Thomas Disch

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”  -Anatole France

“He who stops being better stops being good.”  –Oliver Cromwell

“It’s the most unhappy people who most fear change.”  -Mignon McLaughlin

“If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old.”  –Peter Drucker

“Postponement: the sincerest form of rejection.”  –Robert Half

“There are no hard times for good ideas.”  –H. Gordon Selfridge

“The great danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it. But that it is too low… and we reach it.”  -Michelangelo

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”  -Bob Hope

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”  -Tom Stoppard

“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.”  -Groucho Marx

After all is said and done, more is said than done.”  –Anonymous

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”  -Bill Cosby

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.”  -Dean William R. Inge

“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change every thing or nothing.”  -Lady Nancy Astor

“Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea.”  -Emile Auguste Chartier

If not us, who? If not now, when?”  -John F. Kennedy

“Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.”  -Henry James

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive!!”  -Unknown

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” -Steven Wright

“Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.”  –George Addair


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