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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”  -Dalai Lama

“One sign of a well-led life is that you have great stories to tell.”  -Brad Parks

“Nothing recedes like success.” -Walter Winchell

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”  -Mark Twain

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”  -M. K. Gandhi

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”  -Steven Wright

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”  -Mark Twain

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’”
-Sydney Harris

“The trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”  -Bertrand Russell

“If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.”  -John Atkinson

“The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.”  -German Proverb

“Make sure you have a vice president in charge of revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues.”  -David Ogilvy

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
-Mark Twain

“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.”  –Attributed to Charles Darwin (possibly erroneously)

“Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.”  -Japanese proverb

“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”  -Booker T. Washington

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”  –Steven Wright

“An acceptable level of unemployment means that the economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.”  -Anonymous

“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”  -Kin Hubbard

“There are those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be the first group; there’s less competition there.”  -Indira Gandhi

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”  -Steve Martin

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”  –Albert Einstein

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”  -Mark Twain

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”   -Mark Russell

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans about geography.”  -Ambrose Bierce

“Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.”

“Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.”  -Elbert Hubbard 


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