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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”  -Lily Tomlin

“You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.”  -Doug Floyd

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”  -T.S. Eliot

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”  -Lewis Carroll

“It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.”  -Winston Churchill

“If you’re going through Hell, keep going.”  -Winston Churchill

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
-Phyllis Diller

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence upon society.”  -Mark Twain

Successful people never worry about what other people are doing.”  -Anonymous

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.”  -Mark Twain

To hold a pen is to be at war.”  -Voltaire

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”  -Albert Einstein

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.”  -Oscar Wilde

“I don’t think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.”  -Abraham Lincoln

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”  -Margaret Mead

There are 3 rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”  -W. Somerset Maugham

“Don’t say ‘infinitely’ when you mean ‘very’; or you’ll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.”  -C.S. Lewis

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”  -George Bernard Shaw

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”  -Miles Kington

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.”  -Peter Drucker

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”  -Winston Churchill

“Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool, she means it.”  -Archibald Alexander

“The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.”  -William James

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”  -Oscar Wilde

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.” -Mark Twain

“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.”  -Henry J. Kaiser

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.”  -Henry David Thoreau

“As a general rule, it’s good to avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.”  -Robert Brault

“The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.”  -Irish Proverb

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.”  -Pablo Picasso

“Practice like you’ve never won, but play like you’ve never lost.”  -Unknown

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”  -Abraham Lincoln

“The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”  -Nelson Henderson

“There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.”  -Christopher Morley

“He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.”  -Erica Jong

“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”  -Pablo Coelho

“It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead—and find no one there.”   -Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.”  -Edward Abbey

“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”  -George Burns

‘If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?’ -Jon Stewart

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”  -Erica Jong

 

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